One of these things is not like the other.

Toy Story: Your toys are actually alive.

A Bug’s Life: Those bugs in the park have exciting and dangerous lives.

Toy Story 2: Your toys are actually alive and quite valuable to Japanese toy museums.

Monsters, Inc: The monsters in your closet are real. But they’re nice guys.

Finding Nemo: Those fish in the Barrier Reef have exciting and dangerous lives.

The Incredibles: Superheroes are real but were forced into retirement a few decades ago. They will return when needed most.

Cars: SELF-AWARE ROBOTIC AUTOMOBILES HAVE TAKEN OVER A POST-APOCALYPTIC EARTH, PRESUMABLY AFTER ANNIHILATING ALL HUMANS IN THE MOTO/HUMAN WAR CENTURIES EARLIER.

Ratatouille: Talented rat longs to cook in human Parisian kitchen.

WALL-E: Small robot falls in love, saves human race from itself.

Up: Widower fulfills late wife’s childhood dream.

I don’t really like Cars that much.

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