MySchool.edu.au launch leads to parent frenzy

Parents rocked by the My School website have already begun pulling their children out of poorly performing schools.

Look, teachers are just as good as they’ve always been at every school. Take an interest in your child’s education and there won’t be a problem. There is a reason Gen X has so much animosity for Millennials. The girls have their shit together but the males are, on average, fucking idiots - and they’re only a generation removed from us. Something went wrong somewhere, man. Is there still ‘military school’? I bet it comes up as all green on the site.

Disclaimer: I’m 31. I don’t have/want kids and I think anyone under 22 is trying to steal my car. I shouldn’t really comment.

But whatever. Move them. They’re really gonna love getting shifted to a new (now overcrowded) school where their friends aren’t.

By the way, while looking up my old school on myschool.edu.au (lookin’ good, year 5!) I found that their website is STUCK IN 1998. Talk about a great reason to find your kid another school.

Fun Easter Egg: My name is somewhere on the Nimbin Central School website. Can you find it?