Handy for annoying your kiwi friends, this delighful cartoon includes such gems as:

• I’m beach’d ez, bro.
• You’re heaps beach’d, eh?
• I might look beg, but I can’t chew bro.
• I only eat plink-tun.
  
• Thit’s very musleadung.
• I need to git wit, AYSEP.
• I’m parch’d ez and I’m beach’d ez.

You’re welcome.

(edit: now even more kiwified)