Saturday.

Check this out:

• Eggs Benedict

In which I get out of bed on a Saturday morning.

• Muppet Poker League.

In which we try to wrestle the trophy from Adam.

• AFL Grand Final: Cats vs Hawks.

In which I pretend to care about AFL for 3 hours.

• BBQ!

In which sausages are consumed.

• NRL Semi-Final: Manly vs Warriors.

In which The Best Team in the Universe™ gets into the Grand Final.

• More MPL.

And Xbox and junk.

Now that’s a freaking Saturday.