Awkwardness with kebab place girl.

Her: Here’s your kebab.
Me: Thanks.
Her: Havent seen you around much lately.
Me: Yeah? Oh, you know - sandwiches.
Her: Bye.
Me: Bye.

Points of disinterest:

• She didnt make said kebab.
• I’ve been to that Kebab place about 6 times in its 3 years.
• It’s true. I’ve been eating mostly sandwiches for lunch.
• I’ve never seen her before in my life.

How it went in my head, just seconds later:

Her: Here’s your kebab.
Me: Thanks.
Her: Havent seen you around much lately.
Me: Really? I’m literally here everyday. Well not here, like the kebab joint, but this food court, yes. I am walking around the place in a different direction now though… maybe you’re used to seeing clock-wise me.
Her: Bye.
Me: Bye.

Even with time to think, I’m still a massive dork.