BREAKING NEWS: Storm stripped of premierships - Fox Sports

Melbourne Storm stripped of two premierships and three minor premierships for salary cap breaches, on top of being docked all competition points for this season.

In a press conference held in Sydney, David Gallop handed down the penalty against the Victoria-based club for running two sets of books of paying players outside the salary cap.

BIGGEST NEWS EVER.

I was only joking about them being cheats. But if the mafia-esque two sets of books fits…