Best to start thinking of a new name if the game is to recover down south - Richard Hinds, SMH.

Less than 24 hours after the NRL sanctions were announced, major sponsors were tearing their labels from Storm jerseys. A once lucrative piece of sports apparel is now, in commercial terms, a gaudy purple wash rag.

Ooh burn. Now they really do just look like those jerks from Globo Gym. Can’t wait to see Blade, Lazer and Blazer take on the Warriors tomorrow.